F1 Bans Brakes To Try And Stop Vettel From Winning So Much
By Michael Chesterfield
PARIS – In an unprecedented move, the FIA announced today a mandatory adjustment to the braking systems on all Formula 1 cars. It said it was afraid that Sebastian Vettel could prove to be another Michael Schumacher and that nobody wants to see the same guy win the championship seven years in a row.
The Last Airbender Cleans Up At The Oscars
By Erika Tatzeryoodge
HOLLYWOOD – In a very unexpected outcome, The Last Airbender took home the Oscar in all major categories at last night’s 83rd Academy Awards. The film won Best Picture, while M. Night Shyamalan took home the Best Original Screenplay and Best Director awards….
Arkansas Hit And Run Trial: First Ever ‘GPS’ Defense
By Lance Beaudry
LITTLE ROCK, AK – For the first time in history, someone is actually trying to convince a court of law that their Global Positioning System (GPS) is responsible for murder.
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